You know those times that make you say, "Are you kidding me?" Those times your face is so red you can feel the heat, the times that make you want to die because it was so embarrassing! Well everyone has those, and this is a place to read them just so you know their are a lot of people out there just like you!
Vomit VS. Crush..VOMIT
Well, it was one of those random days in 5th grade. I was 10 years old and was a very picky eater. As a matter of fact, I throw up whenever I eat some foods I hate, like spinach, peanut butter, and MEAT especially. Anyway, I had a headache, so my mom had fed me Grape Motrin and a tofu-nut burger (a strange mix of tofu and peanuts, which I would later find out had peanut butter filling). So, the two didn't mix very well. I went to school, and I felt a little queasy, but didn't think anything of it. To make a long story short, I threw up on my best friend Lisa's sweater, much to her distaste, at indoor recess. Then, to make matters worse, my teacher said, "Justin, take Rena down to the nurse's office for extra credit." Justin was my crush! I could see the disgust on his face, but he wanted extra credit, so he took me down, standing pretty far away. I felt queasy again, and I thought I was going to projectile vomit on him, so I tried to run outside. He thought I was running away from the nurse, and he wanted his extra credit, so he came over to me. Yes, I did projectile vomit on him--on his face! I practically caused a chain reaction as he ran to the nurse screaming with the remains of my tofu-nut burger (which was purple because of the Grape Motrin). He still doesn't talk to me.
~Anonymous
Basketball Fall
Open gym, I'm not playing right now, just shooting on the side. The basketball gets stuck between the rim and backboard (which already sucks enough) and there are people sitting on the bleachers near me. I jump up, high enough so I can get a good grip on the ball. When I try to knock it out, the ball doesn't budge. I, however, fall down on my back. (some weird force of kinetic energy did it I don't know?) The other players laugh, and I try to shake it off. This sophomore, though, jumps up and easily knocks it out. He's got more hops than me and I still say I loosened it, but it was pretty embarrassing.
Flag Football
OK one day during gym class we were playing flag football, so you know how you have to wear the belts with the flags on them? Well at least we do. Anyway, I was wearing a thong that day. Well someone threw me the ball and I went running and someone tried pulling on my flag but they grabbed my shorts instead and they pulled them down! I didn't know it at first so I was still running and then I noticed it. EVERYONE was laughing, even the teacher. It wasn't that embarrassing really because I don't really care about that stuff but when the teacher laughs at it, so it was embarrassing.
~Anonymous
Tough Girls? It started off like this, I was in my algebra class and this girl who was sitting next to me started insulting me. Well her and I started cussing each other out and we ended up getting written up. I have the same gym period with her and she still held the grudge against me. She started provoking me and wanted to fight. Me, being a boy, thought I could just shove her and she'll back off but she picked me up and slammed me on the ground. She then proceeded with beating the crud out of me. She called a friend over and had them drag me into the girls' bathroom. She and her friend gave me an atomic wedgie and hooked me by my belt to a hook over one of the stalls.
~Anonymous Banana Heels I once had to carry this big cake for the netball team since they'd won the cup. It was big, round, very soft and creamy; plus it was chocolate! As I was carrying it through the corridor, I didn't notice that a bin had been knocked over and a squished banana peel was lying there. Another problem was that I had my brand new school shoes on which were very high thin heels and were pointy, and they had no grip! So of course, as I didn't see the banana peel, I stepped on it, just as the whole of the netball team (most of them are really popular) came around the corner. Both my brand new high heel shoes went slipping out from under me and I fell forward and landed flat on my face in the cake, literally at the netball teams feet! They all shrieked with laughter and as I pulled my face out and wiped the cake off my eyes the one at the front said "Way to go, Banana Heels, by the way, as your down there, what do you think of my new shoes?" and to my horror she had the same shoes as me, and went walking off perfectly in them still laughing, and they still try to trip me in the cafeteria to this day!
~Anonymous
Am I the only one with embarrassing moments?
You know those times that make you say, "Are you kidding me?" Those times your face is so red you can feel the heat, the times that make you want to die because it was so embarrassing! Well everyone has those, and this is a place to read them just so you know their are a lot of people out there just like you!
Vomit VS. Crush..VOMIT
Well, it was one of those random days in 5th grade. I was 10 years old and was a very picky eater. As a matter of fact, I throw up whenever I eat some foods I hate, like spinach, peanut butter, and MEAT especially. Anyway, I had a headache, so my mom had fed me Grape Motrin and a tofu-nut burger (a strange mix of tofu and peanuts, which I would later find out had peanut butter filling). So, the two didn't mix very well. I went to school, and I felt a little queasy, but didn't think anything of it. To make a long story short, I threw up on my best friend Lisa's sweater, much to her distaste, at indoor recess. Then, to make matters worse, my teacher said, "Justin, take Rena down to the nurse's office for extra credit." Justin was my crush! I could see the disgust on his face, but he wanted extra credit, so he took me down, standing pretty far away. I felt queasy again, and I thought I was going to projectile vomit on him, so I tried to run outside. He thought I was running away from the nurse, and he wanted his extra credit, so he came over to me. Yes, I did projectile vomit on him--on his face! I practically caused a chain reaction as he ran to the nurse screaming with the remains of my tofu-nut burger (which was purple because of the Grape Motrin). He still doesn't talk to me.
~Anonymous
Basketball FallOpen gym, I'm not playing right now, just shooting on the side. The basketball gets stuck between the rim and backboard (which already sucks enough) and there are people sitting on the bleachers near me. I jump up, high enough so I can get a good grip on the ball. When I try to knock it out, the ball doesn't budge. I, however, fall down on my back. (some weird force of kinetic energy did it I don't know?) The other players laugh, and I try to shake it off. This sophomore, though, jumps up and easily knocks it out. He's got more hops than me and I still say I loosened it, but it was pretty embarrassing.
Flag Football
OK one day during gym class we were playing flag football, so you know how you have to wear the belts with the flags on them? Well at least we do. Anyway, I was wearing a thong that day. Well someone threw me the ball and I went running and someone tried pulling on my flag but they grabbed my shorts instead and they pulled them down! I didn't know it at first so I was still running and then I noticed it. EVERYONE was laughing, even the teacher. It wasn't that embarrassing really because I don't really care about that stuff but when the teacher laughs at it, so it was embarrassing.
~Anonymous
Tough Girls?
It started off like this, I was in my algebra class and this girl who was sitting next to me started insulting me. Well her and I started cussing each other out and we ended up getting written up. I have the same gym period with her and she still held the grudge against me. She started provoking me and wanted to fight. Me, being a boy, thought I could just shove her and she'll back off but she picked me up and slammed me on the ground. She then proceeded with beating the crud out of me. She called a friend over and had them drag me into the girls' bathroom. She and her friend gave me an atomic wedgie and hooked me by my belt to a hook over one of the stalls.
~Anonymous
Banana Heels
I once had to carry this big cake for the netball team since they'd won the cup. It was big, round, very soft and creamy; plus it was chocolate! As I was carrying it through the corridor, I didn't notice that a bin had been knocked over and a squished banana peel was lying there. Another problem was that I had my brand new school shoes on which were very high thin heels and were pointy, and they had no grip! So of course, as I didn't see the banana peel, I stepped on it, just as the whole of the
~Anonymous